The Bert show.

How can you get so good at carnival games where a carny comes up to you and hits you in the knee and says,

hey, you got to get out of the carnival right now because you're stealing all of our good stuffed animals.

Well you know as a guy when you go to a carnival with your lady the one thing that

you have to walk away with is one of the big stuff that is.

Oh, it was a huge one.

Yes, sir.

I realized years later that if you just go up to somebody at the game and say,

hey, if I give you 25 bucks, would you give me the big one?

Hell yeah, sure. You don't have to throw anything.

I wish I knew that trade.

I know.

Way more ham.

Yes.

And you know, as a guy, you'll sit there till the end of the till the place closes down

I don't know how to get you too don't they and all those games are rigged for you to lose you know like if you're

playing the basketball game you're taking a shot. The hoop generally is a little bit

higher and also built a little bit smaller so you have to hit just a perfect shot. That's all all these

games are. Exactly and they make them look so easy you know you walking around and you're

like and you also see a lot of other people walking around with the big animals

so you're like it's obviously possible

like how are these people doing it and flipping them 25.

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