Get it. The Bird Show.

We have a mission here on the Bird Show.

Make you feel better about your own life, right?

So maybe you got cheated on by some dude.

Always somebody has a worse story than you do,

including this woman.

My husband got me, my little sister, and my best friend pregnant

all at the same time.

So we all find out that we're pregnant.

Me, my little sister, and my best friend. We all find out that we're pregnant. Me, my little sister, and my best friend. We all find

out that we're pregnant within a week and a half of each other. Our due dates are all in the same

week. Same week, okay? My little sister says it's her boyfriend's baby. Great, cool, sounds good. My best friend says it's like her booty calls baby. Okay, no problem girl, no judgment here.

We're doing everything together, right?

We're going shopping for baby stuff.

We're making our baby registries.

We're doing the whole thing together, and we are planning a baby shower.

And I'm like, okay, well, let's invite your men, let's invite the baby daddy's,

bring it on, right?

My sister's boyfriend tells her that he wants a DNA test

because surprise, surprise, he was out of town

when she got pregnant.

And my best friend's booty call says that he wants a DNA test because she could

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