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He Got Caught Looking Creepy In The Women’s Aisle At Target!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2024

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Messy Mikey got caught red-handed in the women's segment at Target!! But wait, he can explain.


+ Her neighbors refused to put up curtains, meaning she could see EVERYTHING that they were doing, and we mean everything. She asked them to put up curtains...they refused! What's happened since?



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0:00.0

Imagine sweeping through green fields, floating five feet above ground, sun on your face as you

0:08.3

slide by on track to your

0:15.0

there,

0:20.0

the care in the world as you simply lean back. And before you know it, you're there.

0:21.0

This is how travels should feel, on all trains it does a vante west coast feel good travel

0:32.4

Listen. It's the bird show.

0:34.4

There have to be websites dedicated to this.

0:37.6

Because Target knows what they're doing.

0:39.4

Last night, real story, I remember at30 that we were doing the segment this morning that we all had to bring in candy for, the trauma salad thing that we did.

0:51.0

The trauma candy salad? Yeah, that thing that we did.

0:53.4

We all had to bring in three bags of candy and I realized that my house aren't having any

0:57.1

better haul ass over to Target, right? So I go there. That's the only thing I was

1:00.5

going to get. That's it. Three bags of candy bags candy no lie I walked out there with a

1:04.0

hundred and thirty three dollars worth of stuff.

1:05.8

Are you kidding me? I'm not shocked in this economy that's like it's like three things

1:09.3

in this economy. You should get shampoo and conditioner and that's it.

1:12.3

That doesn't happen to you guys at Target every time. You should get shampoo and conditioner and that's it.

1:12.5

That doesn't happen to you guys at Target.

1:14.4

Every time.

1:15.4

Every single time.

1:16.4

There has to be a way in marketing

1:19.9

that they know where to put things

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