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He Forces His Kid's Friends To Sit Through His Ted Talk Every Sleepover!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 September 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Ted Talks! Fun and educational, right? Unless you're being FORCED to attend one! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Bert Show her son's friends used to come over all the time for like sleepovers and hang out at the house and

0:07.6

Slowly they have started to realize that

0:11.9

The kids aren't hanging out at their house anymore, and she's just figured out why

0:16.2

So I'm texting with a friend the other day who's got a 16 year old son and we're just catching up and

0:23.6

She mentioned she started to mention you Kristen in the text conversation

0:27.7

And she says I heard Kristen talking about how our houses become the neighborhood house that all the kids come to hang out

0:34.7

Ars is that way up until about a year ago. That's your house is that house now. Yeah everybody. I mean we don't want them inside the house, but

0:42.7

Outside it's great. Yeah, our home is kind of like literally in the middle of all the other houses with the kids

0:49.0

So everybody just kind of congregates in our large flat front yard and that's where all the kids play

0:54.9

It's kind of cool. So when I was growing up my parents didn't want any kids in the house including their own

1:01.8

So it wasn't that but you remember my former house not the one I'm in now sort of became that and it was awesome

1:07.8

It was watching everybody in the front yard anyway

1:10.6

So she says

1:12.3

This happened to her, but it all stopped about a year ago

1:15.0

So obviously I asked so what happened she says well, you know Jason 16 now

1:19.4

So her son's name is Jason

1:21.2

Dad's name is Jason also, so we got a senior and a junior going on here. Okay, so he's out with his friends all the time

1:27.8

They all stopped wanting to come over because of Jason senior. She says you want to hear some funny. Yes, and I'm like oh, yeah

1:35.0

So one morning I come downstairs and senior has Jason and all of his friends

1:39.6

Cornered in the living room about five of them spent the night and they're all sitting down on the couches

1:45.0

And my husband is in front of the room giving them some kind of motivational wisdom about dating at their age

1:50.7

Which she thought she says I thought was kind of sweet actually

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