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U Up?

He Fights Dirty With His Family—Will He With Me? ft Matteo Lane

U Up?

Betches

Relationships, Sexuality, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.714.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Why is everyone obsessed with Heated Rivalry? Jared and his friend from the stand-up comedy world, Matteo Lane, kick things off by unpacking the hype around the viral hockey romance before diving into a chaotic round of red flag or dealbreaker. They debate whether a boyfriend kissing his girlfriend every single time she gets in the car is romantic or suffocating, react to the shock of a surprise giant tongue ring mid-dating, and argue over a man who feels “betrayed” after learning his girlfriend had a nose job at 19. The episode spirals into celebrity look-alike delusion (strong Joey Tribbiani energy), plus why everyone can’t stop talking about The Golden Bachelor! It's a modern dating drama, cosmetic surgery disclosure debates, and maybe too brutally honest relationship takes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Premier League is exciting.

0:04.0

It's exhilarating.

0:08.0

And sometimes it's...

0:11.0

So when you need something to help you ride the highest and loads of all that action,

0:17.0

grab a Coke to keep you in the game.

0:20.0

Time to refresh. Time for a Coke. Coca-Cola,

0:25.0

official partner of the Premier League. When I was a kid, you had like your family tree. And so like

0:33.3

with the question, like, what does it mean to be blank? So for me, it was Italian. So I call my grandma thinking, like, what does it mean to be Italian? I think she's going to say, like, family, love, tradition, food. She goes, when everything's going right, something bad's going to happen. So I write that town. I'm in third grade. Everything's going right. Something bad is going to happen. My teacher was like, what? I was like, to my non-a-sad.

1:08.4

Hello and welcome to the U-WP podcast. I'm Jared Freed. Oh, I'm Liza Manelli. Thank you, Liza. And we are so excited to be here with Liza Manette. Matea Lane. Thank you for come on the show. It's nice to be here, Jared.

1:09.8

It is such a pleasure.

1:12.0

You know, one of my favorites,

1:13.8

my favorite people. Mateo Lane, thank you for coming on the show. It's nice to be here, Jared. It is such a pleasure.

1:30.2

You know, one of my favorites, my favorite people. I'm just so excited to be here with you. It's been a while since I've seen you. I know. But we go way back and you're now successful crushing it, Mateo Lane. This is a get. But are we at the age now? A get. No, the Betches was like, can you get Mateo Lane?

2:01.8

I was like, I'll text them. Do you know what I mean? Like, do you ever? Yeah, my agent was like, what if you installers did a show together and this and that, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, I'll just text him and see if he's interested. He's probably not. He just gave me what I mean. He just gave me Christmas cookies, but... Isn't it weird that we like, you start in a bar, you and I, we meet at the duplex in the West Village. Wasn't Michael on the... Michael Brill would be on the mic at the duplex and he would like go back at you. Like it was like... He was usually funnier than all of us.

2:03.5

And he was hilarious.

2:04.8

He is hilarious.

2:05.8

You basically you go...

2:07.5

I remember any time at the duplex,

2:09.2

it was an open mic and...

2:10.6

Was it Wednesday nights?

2:11.6

Every Wednesday night.

2:12.5

I would sign up and be in a bucket.

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