He Faked Losing Something To Hit On A Hot Uber Driver!

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🗓️ 22 April 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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What's the most 'down bad' you've ever been? Producer Jackson witnessed a friend hit on anything that had a PULSE over the weekend and wants to talk about it!

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0:00.0	Hey, the Bert Show.
0:01.7	Abby Murphy, did a celebrity wish you a happy birthday on the Bert Show's birthday post for you?
0:07.1	Oh yeah, our Aiden Turner was just a happy birthday.
0:11.5	Not just the Aiden Turner, but our Aiden Turner.
0:14.7	He said I was beautiful, talented, and funny.
0:17.3	Ha! He did.
0:18.6	Happy birthday to the beautiful, funny,
0:22.1	talented at the Abby Murphy from the real
0:23.6	Aden Turner.
0:24.9	It just means more
0:25.6	with a man
0:26.2	with that facial bone
0:27.5	structures calls you beautiful.
0:29.1	I'm like,
0:29.5	you know what?
0:30.0	Thank you.
0:30.8	That means a lot.
0:31.7	Day made.
0:32.5	And who sent you
0:33.1	the beautiful flowers?
0:34.1	My secret admirer.
0:36.2	Mom?
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