He Ended Up Stranded In A Foreign Country!

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🗓️ 13 September 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Stranded in a foreign country with nowhere to go...that's where Moe found himself. How did he get out of it?! He'll tell you.

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0:00.0	Families need looking at...
0:02.0	See my headphones?
0:03.0	Kitchen table!
0:04.0	What was they saying?
0:05.0	Mam, I can't find Mr. Ted.
0:07.0	Under your bed.
0:08.0	Anyway.
0:09.0	Made you some tea love.
0:10.0	Oh, you're a gem.
0:12.0	As I was saying, families need looking after. That's why I'm one of the millions of people covered by Aviva life insurance.
0:19.0	Mm! Helping you put the pieces together to protect you all of ones. It takes a Viva.
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0:30.0	You're on The Birch Show. You know what gave me a jolt of joy first thing this morning? The concept of nothing.
0:43.0	I'm going to tell you what I mean.
0:45.0	Looked at my Google calendar and I got nothing on the schedule this weekend.
0:50.0	That is joyous.
0:51.0	It's glorious.
0:52.0	It is really, really
0:53.1	glorious. When you got no commitments whatsoever and you can just float around on the
0:57.0	weekend if you want, commit to whatever you want. That is, I feel joy.
1:01.6	Freedom and joy. Freedom and joy. What you got going on this weekend, Abby? I'm going to Texas tomorrow.
1:06.0	So my little and my sorority who I consider like a little sister to me, like a real life little sister, she got married back in April and I wasn't able to make
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