He Drunkenly Told His Girlfriend That Her Mom Is Hotter!
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🗓️ 18 May 2023
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| 0:00.0 | I would dream first home, probably a doer-upper, put a run stamp on it. |
| 0:03.3 | Sounds like a nightmare, which is why I keep saying we should look at new builds. |
| 0:06.4 | But they're all so watertight, asshole-free. |
| 0:08.4 | Boring, just white boxes. |
| 0:10.1 | Well, we can decorate an old liquor painting, isn't it? |
| 0:12.4 | Hmm. |
| 0:13.5 | Like a nice shade of grey. |
| 0:15.2 | We are not having grey walls. |
| 0:16.8 | Why not? |
| 0:17.6 | Why not? |
| 0:18.4 | Whatever stage of the process you're at, |
| 0:20.1 | Halifax's online first-time buyer events are full of useful tips and guidance. |
| 0:24.8 | Halifax, it's a people thing. |
| 0:26.8 | For more information search Halifax first-time buyer events. |
| 0:56.8 | Not investment advice, crypto trading involves risk of loss. |
| 1:23.2 | Yes, it's out. |
| 1:24.8 | It's out now. |
| 1:25.7 | I'm kind of in a weird situation right now and I'm just trying to get some perspective. |
| 1:30.4 | I'm going to change the names for privacy sake. |
| 1:33.4 | So let's say I'm Patricia and my boyfriend is Alex. |
| 1:36.0 | I'll be like, I'm going to have that. |
| 1:37.4 | Patricia! |
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