He Drunk Texted His Girlfriend’s MOM?!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
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🗓️ 24 April 2024
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:30.0 | The Firt show. |
| 0:31.6 | You broke one of your major dating rules a couple of weeks ago you were telling us, and that |
| 0:36.6 | rule has everything to do with texting and drunk. |
| 0:38.6 | Yes, I just have made the decision that I am not going to drunk text a man when I am inebriated. |
| 0:44.2 | I made this decision way back in college when I got so drunk that I confess my love for a man |
| 0:49.3 | over text. |
| 0:50.3 | Shouldn't have done that and then I woke up so embarrassed that I lied and I was |
| 0:54.1 | like oh gosh I was I was so drunk last night I ended up in the hospital so I |
| 0:57.4 | didn't have to actually say that I was in love with him I was just so drunk |
| 1:00.8 | that I that I just started saying anything to this man and I have never |
| 1:05.4 | drunk texted a man since until about two weeks ago at Bert's birthday party when I |
| 1:10.4 | was a little tipsy in the back of an Uber and decided to shoot my shot with some guy I followed on Instagram for a while. |
| 1:15.6 | And you've been, it's been like, cringy since, right? |
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