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He Doesn’t Date Women If Their Mom Didn’t Age Well!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 June 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Is having this as an ick a red flag? Producer Jackson's friend told him he refuses to date a girl whose mom didn’t age well! 

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0:00.0

The Bird Show

0:01.0

Before we get an ick factor here, you open and talking about what you just, you and I were just talking about off here?

0:06.0

Tell them how much it's going to cost you.

0:08.0

I got into a tiny little fender bender about a year ago in my car, and then I was kind of wanting to fix it,

0:15.9

but I was like, it's not really that bad enough for me to like go out of my way to get this thing fixed,

0:19.4

but then a headlight went out so then i was like all right let's just you know two birds one stone get all this stuff fixed all at

0:24.6

once so i take pictures of it send it in and uh i get the quote back the other day and they send me a

0:30.9

quote for nine thousand dollars no what no no obviously your first is, how is it possible it can be that expensive?

0:40.2

And you said it in one word.

0:41.8

Tesla.

0:42.7

Oh, yeah.

0:43.6

There it is.

0:44.3

Yeah.

0:45.0

When you have to get Tesla's repaired from like a specific certified place.

0:50.5

They don't have just like parts ready for you.

0:53.6

So you have to like get them

0:54.7

all ordered and shipped to you but like the labor was about half of that cost in the first place

0:59.9

I don't know it's all crazy so I hate cause me anyway you're the smartest one of all of us because

1:04.2

I got an estimate on my bronco you know I told you guys I had the fender bender over the weekend

1:08.5

totally my fault I clipped a corner too sharply and I ended up hitting a listener.

1:14.0

Hey, Max, what's up?

1:14.7

Dude.

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