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He Doesn't Allow Competitions In His House Because It Gets In The Way Of Sexy Time!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2022

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Have you or anyone you know ever taken competition OFF the table in your family because one member is *too* competitive? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Get it the virtue.

0:01.0

All right, you guys, I got a question for you.

0:03.6

1 855, virtue.

0:05.1

Who listening right now has taken like games and family competing with each other off

0:12.9

of the table because it has erupted in fights, time and time again.

0:19.0

It creates tension.

0:21.1

So you've just decided as a family rule, we're not doing any games anymore.

0:26.0

1 855, virtue.

0:28.1

And here's why I am asking.

0:30.2

So I've got date night tonight with my fiance, okay?

0:33.4

You do it every Wednesday night.

0:34.7

We try to get it in every Wednesday night for sure.

0:37.2

Now to be honest with you, I've got intent with my date night.

0:42.2

The end of the night.

0:43.2

I want to know about this.

0:44.7

We both have X, I'm just going to say we both have expectations on how this night should

0:48.5

end.

0:49.5

Look, we've got the kids in the first part of the week.

0:52.8

Sometimes we have the kids on the back end of the week.

0:55.6

So our date night, we're talking about numbers here because after tonight, we could go six

1:01.6

days nod, so in my mind is like, that's the goal here.

1:06.5

Have a good time for a couple hours.

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