The Bert Show.

I had a couple of warnings for you here. Kid warning and a trigger warning also.

We're going to try to tap dance around a subject without using the actual word in a politically

correct way. But there is your warning.

Yeah. Do do, do dance around it a little bit because I went out on a date with a guy who said

that his ex-girlfriend accused him of some pretty serious

allegations wink wink you can fill in the blanks there so over the last seven days of thanksgiving

i think if you were listening yesterday where you heard about my mental breakdown it's pretty obvious

i was a little lonely so you know because i had some extra time on my hands. I thought, why not just

dive back into the Bumble Pool? And just let me just see who's out there. I have some extra time.

I can finally go out on a weekday and not be weird about drinking. Despite the Facebook comments,

I am not an alcoholic. I do not drink during the week. And I was like, let me just, you know, see who's out there. So I'm swiping, swiping, swiping, end up matching with this guy.

And on Bumble now, guys can start a conversation, which is pretty new.

Bumble women used to have to make the first move.

Are they good at it?

No.

Yeah, it's a little bleak out there.

But I was like, I'm desperate.

So I'll go out with someone this week just to feel something. So I match with this guy and he immediately says, hey, I'm here for a short time, not a long time.

I'm just here for work.

And I was like, oh, who is this guy?

So I scroll on his profile and this says a lot about me.

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