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The Bert Show

He Checks His Girlfriend’s Messages Because He’s Jealous?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Today Bert’s is ready to confess! He checks his girlfriend's DMs...is she gonna be happy hearing this? 

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0:00.0

The Furt Show. I let my own insecurities for no reason get in my way. And after Mo talked about

0:08.5

DMs yesterday, I realized I needed to confess something to my girlfriend yesterday.

0:14.3

So yesterday, I told a story about how a cousin of mine wanted to help out with my social media

0:20.4

account. And so I gave him my

0:22.3

password, but somehow some way in me doing that when he entered the password, it connected both of

0:28.2

our accounts. So he wasn't only logged into mine. I was also logged into his. And at that point,

0:33.0

I started to receive notifications that were intended for his DM, but they were coming directly to my phone.

0:39.3

And some of them were so salacious and so entertaining that it caused me to go into his DMs and read a few more than I probably should have.

0:48.8

And I have been entertaining myself for these DMs ever since.

0:52.3

So yours wasn't based out of insecurity.

0:54.8

Yours was based out of like drama.

0:57.0

You were just getting involved in the drama.

0:59.2

Yeah, I mean, the universe put it in my lap.

1:01.5

Yeah.

1:01.7

And I couldn't resist me.

1:03.9

So mine is strictly out of insecurity, right?

1:08.5

And I think I realized yesterday that I needed to confess something to amanda my girlfriend

1:14.7

i have been in every relationship and how often have i said in the 25 years of doing the burt show

1:20.0

100% honesty in your relationships is like two percentage points too much not big lies just little

1:26.8

little bitty ones just to keep the

1:28.6

peace if it's superficial. Well, we all had seen what my track record is, so I'm trying something

1:33.7

new. One hundred percent honesty. You're stupid. Yeah, you are. Um, so yesterday as Moe is talking

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