the virtue. I might need some help here from our gay community. Let me run this by you

here. And I want to be really, really vague with the details because it's somebody that

I know well and it's somebody that's like right down the street here, right? So the

couple has been living together. Let's say four years in love. They live together, right?

They're in their late 20s. Not that that really matters, but he goes out for a night with

his dudes, right? And in fact, it might have been a weekend. I think it was a weekend

where he was going to be away, right? On a Friday, Saturday and coming back on Sunday

sometime, right? So he goes away. He goes with his dudes. He returns early on Sunday

morning, like super early, like seven in the morning, eight in the morning, right? I

don't know that she was expecting him that afternoon. He opens up the door and there

is his girlfriend being spooned by a man on the couch, right?

Okay. But the dude that is spooning her is a friend of theirs and is also gay. Okay.

Okay. So this is not like, oh, maybe he's gay. Maybe this is just a facade. Now this is

the guy they know. They've hung out with him and past boyfriends before. So they know

he's gay. So this dude walks into the house and his woman is being embraced and they fell

asleep either watching TV or either way, they're in the spooning position. The dude is behind

her embracing her. He walks in and he's not really sure how to feel about it. Like did

something just happen to something not happen? I mean, I know this dude is gay, but I still

don't like this like intimacy that's going on between the two of them. So one, eight,

five, five, workshop.

All right. So I immediately put myself in his position and like if I walk in the door

and I see my husband Bart on the couch spooning a woman, who's a friend who we know is a

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