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The Bert Show

He Can't Stand To Be Around His Friends For More Than A Day

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2023

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

He loves his friends but realizes he can only stand them for a day and a half. What does that say about him? What does that say about his friends? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The Bert show. Isn't there an old cliche that says something to the effect of if you look at your five closest friends you really see yourself?

0:40.0

Yes.

0:41.0

You are who you hang out with. Yeah, you are the company you keep I think is how it goes

0:46.0

So messy Mikey here our phone screener has looked around at his friends and said I like them

0:51.3

But on a time limit like it's 90 like what is it a day day and a half that you can stand them and then you got to give him the boot.

0:58.5

Yeah about about day and a half I hope that that saying is not true because my friends are it could be nightmares

1:07.0

About a day and a half they just start driving me nuts. I can't stand them

1:11.7

So I had a couple of lifelong friends come to

1:15.3

millageville to stay with me for one night one night was all I signed up for one

1:19.7

night only one night only we're to blow this place out.

1:23.0

How many friends?

1:24.0

Two of them.

1:25.0

Okay.

1:26.0

And so these are kind of people that I don't see them all the time, but I just know that if I have a wedding, they got to be standing there next to me.

1:34.0

But yeah, so it's always so fun the first day you're reminisce, you joke, everything, you wake up the next morning and I'm I think the alcohol doesn't help with this but you just can't stand the people I don't know if you guys can relate to that but it's just like dude last night I watched you throw up and

1:55.2

then try to kiss this girl I can't be I can't be around you right now you're tough

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