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He Came Face To Face With A Masked Man Outside His Apartment!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

He thought it was really about to go down when he took the trash out and came face to face with a masked man! What happened next, Moe?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Fertia.

0:01.6

All right, so Mo finds himself in a situation where it's fight or flight time and this dude is ready.

0:06.7

Let's fight for no reason at all.

0:08.7

This is a real situation I found myself in and I'm curious before I tell you this story have either

0:14.5

one of y'all ever been in a moment or a situation where you genuinely thought you were going to have

0:19.4

to fight for your life.

0:20.9

For your life?

0:21.9

For your life? With another person yes no no no I mean when it comes to

0:27.2

like drowning and stuff like that I literally thought I was gonna drown but

0:30.1

never another person so this is the first time that anything like this has happened to me.

0:34.1

And I feel like I have to defend myself

0:38.6

and kind of give the surrounding circumstances

0:41.8

of what was going on when this happened

0:43.8

because it all kind of plays a part and so it was nighttime and I am

0:48.7

infamous for watching crime documentaries and crime shows and things like that.

0:53.2

It's something you bond over.

0:54.4

Yes, absolutely.

0:55.6

So ironically, this particular night,

0:57.8

I found myself going down this rabbit hole on YouTube

1:01.1

where they have like all of these videos of like the the craziest

1:05.2

things ever caught on a door dash cam or on a dash cam or on a ring cam or whatever

1:09.6

so ironically I'm like for maybe an hour just watching all of the dangerous and scary things that go on outside of people's homes whether someone is trying to break in or whatever, right?

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