The Bird Show.

All right. We got to roll through this email right here.

This is great.

Maybe one of the craziest breakup stories.

Kristen, you want to read it?

Yeah, so I got an email late last night from a listener.

And she said, I have a crazy story to share.

I was recently dating a man for about three and a half months.

We made it exclusive almost immediately.

And shortly after the three month mark, he asked me to be his girlfriend in a super cute romantic way handwritten card champagne just cute we were talking about dating

with the intention of marriage attending church together and he even met my twins which is something

i'm very protective of not even five days after he asked me to be his girlfriend he fell off the face of the earth with only a note on an uber eats food order as an explanation

wait wait wait and do that one more time he broke up with her via an Uber eats order.

I am not even kidding you.

Now, hold on a second because it's not in the, here it is,

dump via Uber Eat, so I have the receipt now in front of me.

So he sent her some non-bread, some butter chicken curry, served with rice,

spice level was medium hot.

And in the customer notes, it says, too blank, I'm sorry, I don't deserve you.

Or the lovely family you have his name.

Enjoy this butter chicken.

I mean, she sent literally the receipt.

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