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He Almost Burned His House To The Ground On The Fourth of July!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

His friend almost burned the house down on Fourth of July and it WASN'T from fireworks! Producer Jackson will explain!

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0:00.0

This is The Bird Show.

0:02.2

That's one of your worst nightmares, thinking that your house might burn right to the ground, all those memories, everything that you got in there.

0:08.0

I mean, it's your life right there.

0:10.4

And Jackson's friend almost had this happen to him on Fourth of July weekend, but didn't have to do with fireworks?

0:15.0

No, had nothing to do with fireworks, which is surprising because you hear about the horror fest that it is to work in emergency

0:21.5

services over 4th of July weekend, because that's when people are having firework incidents

0:25.4

and there's fires and, you know, everything in between. So over the 4th of July weekend,

0:30.1

I decided to make my way up to Hartwell, Georgia, into farm country, to go visit one of my

0:35.1

buddy's families. My best friend that actually got married this past

0:39.6

weekend, it's him and his family. And they always throw a huge Fourth of July bash every year.

0:44.3

And for the longest time, I would go up there. That was like my plan every year. They've got like

0:48.1

this big property. They've got like a house up there. But then they've built like these extra little

0:53.7

like cabins around their

0:55.5

house. So it feels like adult summer camp when you go there. It's awesome. You know, if I go up there

1:00.3

with my girlfriend, we've got her own room, we've got her own bathroom. It's like a great,

1:03.6

great fun setup. And so not only are his parents up there, but you know, his brothers and sisters

1:09.4

and also a bunch of us of his friends also go to celebrate there. So the first night that I parents up there, but you know, his brothers and sisters and also a bunch of us of his friends also go to celebrate there.

1:13.4

So the first night that I get up there, of course, as much of a wholesome weekend as this

1:16.9

is, we're also, you know, getting after a little bit, having some drinks and hanging out

1:20.5

a little bit, right?

1:21.8

And so the first night, it gets pretty late in the night.

1:26.4

Everyone has gone to sleep except there's like four of us hanging out around the fire,

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