Hawaiian Snack Chat, Cool Ass Birds, A Couples Massage

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

We've got a breaking cool ass bird update and Daniel and I were massaged within an inch of our lives. But in a good way. While said massaging was happening I noticed what I was most content thinking about it it isn't great. Plus a Hawaiian Snack Chat featuring fruits!

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0:00.0	And now, live from Hawaii, it's the Allison Rosen's new best friend show.
0:07.6	Tonight, Allison has no guess, but she does have two different kinds of bananas and two different kinds of her sons, and one kind of her husband, Daniel, that's me, saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend, Allison Rosen.
0:22.8	Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
0:28.4	Allison, Allison, we hope a good time's never end.
0:34.0	Allison Rosen, Rosen, too.
0:39.1	And we'll wait a be able to dance again.
0:44.0	Allison, Rosen's your new best friend.
0:46.7	Hello, my little pineapple tidbits.
0:50.1	Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
0:56.2	That particular tropical carbohydrate, harbohydrate, carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon.
1:04.0	Patreon by Mandy Grinstead. Yes, I am on Patreon. All sorts of fun stuff over there, particularly juicy,
1:10.8	like a pineapple is juicy. Daily text that I send out to people at the confidant level. You can text me. I text you back and I
1:12.6	send it a daily update. And my life has become a bit of a soap opera with a true crime bent.
1:23.1	Do I mean that? I do. And you can find out all about that on patreon.com slash Alison Rosen.
1:30.0	Also, I have been plugging my substack, even though I hadn't been writing regularly, but I just got back into it.
1:37.7	I got a lot of new subscribers at the paid level, which makes my bank account sing and also my heart um i appreciate the support thank you
1:46.9	allison we like new subscribers we also like nude subscribers well that wasn't the direction i was going
1:52.7	i'm just saying we're open to all lifestyles on this show alisonrozen dot substack dot com i would like to say hello to my husband and yours, Daniel Quants.
2:04.5	Hello.
2:05.1	Hello.
2:05.6	Hi.
2:05.8	This is a Thursday show.
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