Daniel and Alison (The Challenge Before Us)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

We're back from Hawaii and there's a challenge before Daniel and me. And it's not Sudoku which, btw, I don't understand exactly how to play. Sitting around in a wet bathing suit didn't do my vagina any favors and Daniel is pissed about "sammiches." We have a JMOE about desert islands and we need to know why these rich people are building bunkers. What do they know? Plus Quantzian nicknames and more.

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0:00.0	Allison, Rosen,
0:02.7	Allison, Rosen is your new best friend.
0:06.4	Allison, Allison, with perfect good times never end.
0:12.0	Allison, Rosen, too, in a way to dance and dance again.
0:17.7	Allison, Rosen, Allison's your new best friend.
0:22.8	Hey, everyone.
0:23.8	Hi, hello.
0:24.8	Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
0:29.0	We're back in Furbank.
0:31.3	I'm live in the pod cabin with your husband and mine, Daniel Quantz.
0:36.3	Hello.
0:37.0	Hi, and sorry.
0:38.9	For?
0:39.5	For you, they've been getting a lot of me.
0:42.4	Oh.
0:43.3	So, maybe they like a lot of you.
0:45.0	I'm going to try to really bring it.
0:46.9	So you're just apologizing for your existence?
0:49.1	I'm just, you know, come on.
0:51.1	There's people, this is not what they sign up for.
0:54.0	They don't sign up for lots of DQ.
0:55.8	They sign up for lots of you.
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