Having Sex On-Camera (w/ Jordan Firstman)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2023
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Jordan Firstman (Big Mouth, Ms. Marvel) joins Nicole to talk about his experience being involved in a threesome where everyone had COVID, having real sex on-camera for a movie, and finding love in Berlin after a drug-fueled bender. Plus, Nicole shares why sucking dick is so joyful.
Disclaimer: This episode contains discussion of homophobia, including some strong language, such as the F word.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please tell me why. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You |
| 0:26.2 | date me? |
| 0:36.2 | Please tell me why. |
| 1:03.2 | I'm so happy that you're doing this episode. |
| 1:27.2 | I'm so happy that you're doing this episode. |
| 1:37.2 | I'm so happy that you're doing this episode. |
| 1:45.2 | I'm so happy that you're doing this episode. |
| 2:03.2 | I'm so happy that you're doing this episode. |
| 2:21.2 | I'm so happy that you're doing this episode. |
| 2:39.2 | I'm so happy that you're doing this episode. |
| 2:57.2 | I'm so happy that you're doing this episode. |
| 3:15.2 | I'm so happy that you're doing this episode. |
| 3:33.2 | I'm so happy that you're doing this episode. |
| 3:51.2 | I'm so happy that you're doing this episode. |
| 4:09.2 | I'm so happy that you're doing this episode. |
| 4:27.2 | I'm so happy that you're doing this episode. |
| 4:45.2 | I'm so happy that you're doing this episode. |
| 5:03.2 | I'm so happy that you're doing this episode. |
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