Celibate for 18 Years (w/ Debra DiGiovanni)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 3 February 2023
⏱️ 58 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Debra DiGiovanni joins Nicole to discuss her experience being single and celibate for 18 years, importing her current boyfriend, and shares what it was like to date a feeder.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why! |
| 0:24.0 | Baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me up? |
| 0:28.0 | Bad guys are mean, a cold buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single, even though you could stab me in the eye with your dick and go, now you got 2020 vision and I go, that wasn't 20 inches and he goes, shut up! |
| 0:45.0 | Anyway, my... |
| 0:50.0 | My guess today is a multiple award-winning comedian from Canada. |
| 0:57.0 | You've seen her on much's video on trial match game and last one laughing Canada! |
| 1:05.0 | And one of my favorite stand-ups ever, we once did a show where I don't think I've ever done this with anybody, but I was like, you go tell that joke with the nail polish? |
| 1:15.0 | And she was like, no, I don't think so. And I was like, hey, I think I'd really be happy if you told that joke. |
| 1:22.0 | And then she didn't hurt me! She's a jukebox! She's perfect! It's Deborah, D.J. Abonnie! |
| 1:32.0 | Hello! |
| 1:34.0 | Hi! |
| 1:35.0 | Hi, hi, hi, hi! |
| 1:37.0 | Hi! Good to see you. |
| 1:39.0 | Thank you so much for being here. I think about that joke a lot. It's one of my favorites. |
| 1:45.0 | Hey! |
| 1:46.0 | I think about your Liberty Bell joke a lot. Oh, thank you! |
| 1:52.0 | It's literally perfect. |
| 1:54.0 | How have you been? |
| 1:58.0 | I'm all right. It's been, I mean, I still feel like I haven't seen people for like three years. |
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