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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why!
0:24.0	Baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me up?
0:28.0	Bad guys are mean, a cold buyer tries to figure out how I'm still single, even though you could stab me in the eye with your dick and go, now you got 2020 vision and I go, that wasn't 20 inches and he goes, shut up!
0:45.0	Anyway, my...
0:50.0	My guess today is a multiple award-winning comedian from Canada.
0:57.0	You've seen her on much's video on trial match game and last one laughing Canada!
1:05.0	And one of my favorite stand-ups ever, we once did a show where I don't think I've ever done this with anybody, but I was like, you go tell that joke with the nail polish?
1:15.0	And she was like, no, I don't think so. And I was like, hey, I think I'd really be happy if you told that joke.
1:22.0	And then she didn't hurt me! She's a jukebox! She's perfect! It's Deborah, D.J. Abonnie!
1:32.0	Hello!
1:34.0	Hi!
1:35.0	Hi, hi, hi, hi!
1:37.0	Hi! Good to see you.
1:39.0	Thank you so much for being here. I think about that joke a lot. It's one of my favorites.
1:45.0	Hey!
1:46.0	I think about your Liberty Bell joke a lot. Oh, thank you!
1:52.0	It's literally perfect.
1:54.0	How have you been?
1:58.0	I'm all right. It's been, I mean, I still feel like I haven't seen people for like three years.
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