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Ask Iliza Anything

Having It Both Ways

Ask Iliza Anything

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Iliza is impressed by a contemplative cheater and believes a lovelorn listener deserves a full lesbian relationship.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram

0:11.3

Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them

0:19.0

Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answers! The answers! You asked me!

0:26.9

Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!

0:33.4

I just want to say, we thought we had mastered this. Like, oh, I'll just be on the road and do the podcast

0:39.9

And in my headphones, folks, I'm aware it sounds like I'm calling into a 90s radio sex advice show

0:46.7

But this is the best we can do until I get the Zoom recorder

0:50.7

So, this is what I'm doing. Well, or if you had a mic plugged near your laptop

0:53.5

But here's what I will say, is the other problem is that I didn't say to you. I thought about telling you is that my audio is so good

1:00.6

That yours comparatively does sound worse. I almost said that to you, but I was like, what am I gonna do about that?

1:05.9

Also record via my AirPods. Is that better or worse? If my audio matched yours.

1:12.3

I don't think your audio being superior makes mine sound worse. I think your audio sounds normal and mine is very bad

1:18.4

But it's not even it's like it's not static. It's so interesting because it's not like

1:24.3

Is this interesting? Is this interesting?

1:26.7

I'm as a novice audio person nothing like hot Scotty, but slight slight awareness. It is died.

1:33.9

No, he didn't. Don't say that about him. I did. I was interested that like you just sound like you're on a phone

1:42.7

It does. Does that look like I'm on a phone? Anyways, we're gonna get this next episode. It'll be fine

1:47.1

Uh

1:48.7

We I think a lot of you I've seen over the past couple days. It was

1:54.2

We've been on this book tour. I came from Columbus where I did a show and then it was

1:59.5

We've just been doing book tour stops in DC in Chicago and New York and

2:03.9

Seeing you guys at the events and it's all been great and I flew from all of those

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