Having Asthma Attacks w/ Ian Fidance

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Are You Garbage presents comedian and podcast host Ian Fidance! You know Ian Fidance from stand up comedy, Bein' Ian with Jordan, Kill Tony, The Joe Rogan Experience, The Adam Friedland Show, First Date, Stavvy's World, Your Mom's House, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, Harland Highway and so much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Uncommon Goods: To get 15% off your next gift, go to https://UNCOMMONGOODS.com/AYG Quince: Go to https://Quince.com/garbage for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Shopify: Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Don it, Pam.
0:01.0	Listen, did you get your tickets yet for the Are You Garbage Show at the Met?
0:06.8	Are you Garbage with Kevin, Ryan and H Foley?
0:10.1	The two I showed, yeah, the bald and the fat one, yeah, them two.
0:14.1	Yeah, they're at the Met.
0:14.9	I know.
0:15.9	Must be nice, all fancy at the Met, made it big, you know.
0:19.7	But make sure you go on there and get your tickets because I know they're probably going to sell out quick, you know? And I'm telling you right now, I hope Aunt Toddy's there because guess what? I'm going to be having a conversation with her. That bitch owes me $80 from that beef and Vera, paddy wax. Yeah, so I'll be having a conversation with her for sure. All right, so go online and get your tickets.
0:39.0	All right.
0:39.8	So long.
0:41.4	Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
0:47.1	The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.
0:55.5	Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
1:01.0	Hey, everybody out there.
1:02.9	And welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast.
1:05.6	This is R.U. Gerbitt.
1:07.6	So that little show, we sit there with your favorite comedians.
1:09.9	Not today, but what are you're going to do?
1:11.8	And we find that at the use to be. Bookings are tough. I'm available. If they grew up classy, if they're just a big old piece of trash. I'm your host day. Totally coming at you on a glorious day. We're out back here with Tootie's in the new edition. She was just paper in that toilet paper in the neighbor's place.
1:28.6	Okay.
1:29.7	My calls is coming at you from right next to me. A little too close. Father of the year. He's little kippies old man. Yeah. And it ain't his kind of rock and roll. Give it up for KJ. Kevin James Ryan, everybody. Still rock and roll to me, dog. Shout out to you, gang.
1:44.3	Thanks for tuning in. As always, make sure you rate view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also, full video available over there on Spotify, baby. Then, uh, obviously the greatest website of all time, www. www. patreon.com slash all you garbage. You go over to joining the over 15,000 members of the goddamn Patreon. Army of garbage.
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