Ms. Pat Returns!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.9 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 November 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Are You Garbage presents stand up comedian Ms Pat! You know Ms Pat from Stand Up Comedy, The Breakfast Club, Club Shay Shay, This Past Weekend, the Joe Rogan Experience, Soder Podcast, Bertcast, Whiskey Ginger, The Big Podcast with Shaq, Ms. Pat Podcast and Ms Pat Settles It and much more! Thanks for watching AYG Comedy Podcast. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! AYG 2025 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets Watch Route 66: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSkJS1gCDR4 Live Shows: https://punchup.live/areyougarbage/tickets PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://areyougarbage.com/ Sponsored By: Helix Sleep: Go to https://Helixsleep.com/garbage for 27% Off Sitewide. Exclusive for listeners of Are You Garbage? Shopify: Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/garbage BlueChew: https://bluechew.com Promo Code: Garbage Chubbies: Your Holiday wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off @chubbies with the code garbage at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Don it, Pam.
0:01.0	Listen, did you get your tickets yet for the Are You Garbage Show at the Met?
0:06.8	Are you Garbage with Kevin, Ryan and H Foley?
0:10.1	The two I showed, yeah, the bald and the fat one, yeah, them two.
0:14.1	Yeah, they're at the Met.
0:14.9	I know.
0:15.9	Must be nice, all fancy at the Met, made it big, you know.
0:19.7	But make sure you go on there and get your tickets because I know they're probably going to sell out quick, you know? And I'm telling you right now, I hope Aunt Toddy's there because guess what? I'm going to be having a conversation with her. That bitch owes me $80 from that beef and Vera, paddy wax. Yeah, so I'll be having a conversation with her for sure. All right, so go online and get your tickets.
0:39.0	All right.
0:39.8	So long.
0:41.4	Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage?
0:47.1	The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.
0:55.5	Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
1:01.1	Check, check, check.
1:02.1	Hey, Miss Pat.
1:03.0	I like to be yelled at.
1:04.8	A bit of a freak, Ms. Pat.
1:06.1	You and me both.
1:07.5	Well, I used to be a freak right now.
1:08.9	If I get freaky, I get stuck.
1:30.4	It's just shit I can't do no more. You know what I'm saying? To get to this cat, I got to hold back my stomach like you don't open a hood on a car. So it ain't too much I can do like I used to do. Okay? Back in the day, I would throw that thing. Now I just lay it down. And you have to walk into it easy like a warm bat yeah sometimes it's been a while hey everybody out there and welcome back to everybody's favorite
1:37.5	podcast this is r you garbage so that little show we sit there with your favorite comedians and we find
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