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The Bert Show

Have You Ever Saved A BODY PART?!

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 29 November 2024

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

Quick question: Do you have any body parts not attached to your body somewhere in your house? Bert wants to know! For reasons…

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0:00.0

The Virtue.

0:01.0

All right, I have, this is such a weird, weird, weird question, but it is really like, it started this morning and now I want to ask the question before we get to Katie here.

0:09.1

Oh.

0:09.9

Who has a saved body part in their house somewhere?

0:13.6

1-8555 Virchow.

0:16.1

All right, so we were talking earlier this morning about...

0:19.8

My pee stick.

0:20.9

Your pee stick.

0:21.7

Yes.

0:23.4

It's true.

0:24.3

I shared on Instagram and my Insta stories that I still have the pee stick that showed the positive pregnancy test from when I got pregnant and found out I was pregnant with my son Jimmy.

0:37.1

So this stick that I urinated on, it has been sitting in the bathroom drawer for almost three years now.

0:45.0

So I can understand this.

0:46.6

Like that is a momento.

0:47.9

Oh my God, yes.

0:48.8

It's a, yeah, it's a big deal, right?

0:50.4

So I was telling Kristen that after we made fun of her that when I had cartilage taken out

0:56.8

of my knees like I mean we're talking about 25 years ago when they weren't very good at it when you said

1:01.3

you had a knee problem they're like all right we're just going to rip as much cartilage as we can

1:04.5

you're gonna have to do with bone on bone for the rest of your life but I had the cartilage in like

1:09.1

they used to give you a jar, and they used to put

1:11.4

solution in it, and there was your cartilage. I guess they figured you spend thousands of

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