Have You Ever Purchased Things In Your Sleep?

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 7 December 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Have you ever woken up and realized you made a purchase in your sleep? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Everything is fuel for your creativity with the L'Anovo Yoga Laptop series.
0:04.3	From the people you meet to the creators you follow, it all comes together with Lanova Yoga.
0:09.2	Plus, you get a 50 pound travel voucher and a shot at winning an awesome trip to New York and a Motorola
0:14.6	razor 40 Ultra. Check out the L'Novo Yoga series with laptops made for creatives at
0:19.8	Lenovo.com slash yoga. Limited time only terms and conditions apply.
0:23.9	Engineered to do it all. That's a laptop evolved with Intel Evo Platform.
0:27.8	The Bert show.
0:31.2	So I want to go on record and set the record straight here that now that I am single and I've publicly been talking about it
0:40.8	I want to put a stop to some of the DMs that I have been receiving.
0:47.0	Kristen, what do you think those DMs look like?
0:50.0	But you think I'm thinking?
0:52.0	Ladies sliding into your d'ams to get a piece of that?
0:56.0	That's not what I'm talking about.
1:00.0	Although I did get a very graphic one a couple of days ago.
1:02.0	Yeah. Yeah, yeah, those don't need to stop.
1:05.0	The ones I am talking about
1:10.0	are the ones offering me puppies and dogs.
1:14.8	Oh yeah, yeah, stop, please stop.
1:18.8	I am weak.
1:20.3	Yeah, you are.
1:20.8	Very weak.
1:22.2	And when you send me these pictures, it's not just
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