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Have You Ever Made Something Up To Get Out Of A Second Date?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Have you ever made up something crazy on a first date to make sure you never get a second? Listen to these stories!

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really really want to know from you guys listening are there things that you

0:42.2

will say to the person that you just had a date with that you know they will never want to see you again rather than you just saying hey this is not going to work between the two of us.

0:55.6

1-855 birch and I will put you on the voice discizer and here's why I'm asking.

0:58.8

I just told these guys this story of my friend Amy who goes out with this dude who seems like a very normal guy for one night and then the next morning she checks in with him or he checks in with her and then he claims that he is a he believes in reptilions which are humans who shape shift into

1:17.3

reptiles this dude believes that Joe Biden is one he claims that he has seen a person,

1:23.5

shape shift into a snake and back and forth.

1:27.0

And then I had another friend, I told these guys about,

1:30.1

my friend Cilow, who goes out on a date with a dude, and next day he's like yeah I just want to you know what before we keep moving on here

1:36.7

I just want to let you know I'm a vampire like a real life vampire so my my question here is

1:47.8

are dudes making this up because they're too cowardly just to say, hey, this isn't working for me?

1:50.6

Have you had a dude do that or have you done this to a dude 1 855

1:54.4

bircher oh I think they're legit you do I really do and if anything I think

2:00.1

especially your friend Amy should be happy that this came out as early as it did.

2:04.4

Imagine, imagine if she would have invested like months of her life in this man, right?

2:12.4

And he was seemingly... of her life in this man, right?

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