Have You Ever Had Someone Crash Your Wedding?
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 June 2022
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're on the virtue. |
| 0:02.0 | Very curious, who crashed your wedding that absolutely was not supposed to be there? |
| 0:09.1 | Like, you had to have this person kicked out, there's no way they should have showed up. |
| 0:13.6 | My guess is the majority of people who call 855, 855-237-8746, it's gonna be family members. |
| 0:20.8 | You think so, like somebody that's estranged from the family? |
| 0:23.7 | So why are we even asking at this morning because damn, Britney Spears can't even get one |
| 0:27.9 | day of full 24 hours of happiness? |
| 0:30.8 | Now, Tommy, you have that audio ready to go to. |
| 0:33.0 | So Britney Spears did indeed get married yesterday to the love of her life, Samus Garry. |
| 0:38.6 | And it was a small intimate wedding, well, even though that's about how many guests I had, |
| 0:43.2 | and I wouldn't consider it a small intimate before celebrity had about 100 guests there, |
| 0:46.8 | a lot of big celebrity names. |
| 0:48.9 | And no, it wasn't any of Britney's family that crashed because her mom and dad and her |
| 0:53.6 | sister were not invited. |
| 0:55.3 | It was her former husband that do Jason Alexander that she married in Vegas and they had |
| 1:01.4 | it annulled 55 hours afterwards. |
| 1:04.6 | He showed up and he even livestreamed himself crashing the wedding. |
| 1:07.9 | And he's beer's inviting me here. |
| 1:09.9 | She's my first wife, my only wife. |
| 1:12.3 | I'm her first husband. |
| 1:13.3 | I'm here to crash the wedding because nobody's here but Sam. |
| 1:18.0 | So what's the family and where's the, there's Kate right there. |
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