You just have zero interest whatsoever. I think that that's very much an over generalization. The last two nights, I've been laying in bed, and my finger is like throbbing. It hurts so bad. And you... Funny. I've been lying in bed. Something that's been throbbing to. And dig underneath my fingernail? Why not? The doctor's going to do it? Why not do it here? Save us to co-pay. They have numbing.

Save us to cope. They have a numbing cream. Save us the copay. Oh my God. Okay. Donna. You need to control your own headphone volume. I can't. You have the buttons. It says two right here. I'm number one. You're number two. Anyway, this should be an interesting episode, folks.

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Okay.

I have a splinter that I somehow got under my left pointer fingernail. I know exactly the moment that it happened because I was like pulling some stuff off these like wooden shelves and it went, this is like, oh, if you're driving, you're going to be like, no, don't even tell the story. But it went underneath my fingernail and it like kind of stabbed me and I was like, ow, okay, I'll deal with that later. Kind of forgot about it. And then last night I told you, the last two nights, I've been laying in bed and my finger is like throbbing. It hurts so bad. And you... Funny. I've been lying in bed. Something that's been throbbing too. You are... I'm just going to be over here, eat my goldfish. You just like, it's... I'm sorry. You don't. Actually, I'm not. No, but I mean, you don't care about my finger. You're like, I've said, like, how should I get the splinter out? Like, and so then I went down one one of my rabbit holes last night and I'm like, how do you get a splinter out under a nail? There are times

like you have to go, so they are like soak it in water with like baking soda, put some tweezers under it, then go or otherwise you have to go to the doctor and they're going to numb it and perhaps take your nail off because it can get infected. That seems drastic. I don't know that they're

going to go that forward.

But it's like you don't, I'm like, oh my God, my nail is my splinters killing me. My nails are coming. And if you said that to me, I would be like, okay, let me take a crack at it. Let me look at it. Let me see what I can do. you just have zero interest whatsoever in helping me with any type of ailment that i have

okay i think that that's a very much an over generalization that's not darling what are you

mean to do by a splinter what am i to do by a splinter it's not even that it's like you know

empathy or empathy or something it's that and you which you have none and you just don not even that. It's like, you know. Empathy or empathy or something?

It's that and you, which you have none.

And you just don't even check in with me. Like you're like, how's your splinter? How's your hand? How's your finger? What could we do? Like, if it were you and you were going through this travesty that I'm going through, like, I'm sitting here in mortal pain right now.

I can't bend my finger.

And like, I'm sitting here in mortal pain right now. I can't

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