Haunted By Norm Macdonald w/ Nick Swardson | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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0:00.0	100%
0:02.0	Cheers.
0:09.0	All right, so my regular co-host, Bert has some auditory problems.
0:13.1	His hearing just kind of went on him.
0:16.2	But he's seeing some of the best available doctors
0:19.8	and he's getting it worked on
0:21.0	and hopefully his hearing returns soon sitting in for
0:24.5	him where it's a real treat we're very lucky to have him his new special make joke
0:29.7	from face is out right now give it up for Nick Swartz and everybody. Hi everybody.
0:35.3	So many blessings. Bert we hope your hearing comes back. Yeah it's so weird it's just
0:41.4	like win on them. That's really weird. Yeah, but ironically like his audience
0:47.3	They don't want hearing
0:49.7	Yeah, they don't really want hearing. Yeah, lost his balance too, because I guess anything that happens...
0:55.0	So what, he has like vertigo or something?
0:57.0	Yeah, his equilibrium is way off, and like he can't...
1:00.0	It's like he's almost fully deaf right now.
1:02.0	Oh, God. He might get a cochlear implant you know where they put the
1:06.0	thing on your head right and then you can just hear like that we love Burke yeah
1:11.0	well I hope his hearing returns. Yeah. Yeah. I remember when I first met
1:15.2	Burke. I met him before he started stand up and he was in New York City, ironically at a club called
1:22.4	the Boston Comedy Club. It was in... York City, ironically, at a club called the Boston Comedy Club.
1:24.0	It was in New York.
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