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Has Anyone Called Off Their Wedding Because Of Bad Omens?

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🗓️ 21 April 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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It's supposed to the one of the happiest days of your life...your wedding. But leading up to your wedding, you experienced a streak of bad luck. Would you take this as a sign to call it off or not? We discuss... See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

The Ferture.

0:01.0

All right, so Cassie here raises a really interesting question because aren't, haven't you heard

0:06.6

of cases where it feels like the universe is telling you not to get married because so

0:13.4

many things are going wrong right before the wedding that maybe, maybe you've had thoughts

0:19.3

about like calling it off beforehand.

0:21.8

It was my sister's wedding a couple weekends ago and the amount of things that went wrong,

0:28.8

it was like, it wasn't even a comedy of errors.

0:31.4

It was just like a, seriously now this.

0:34.6

So it's stuff like I traveled down and I, I pumped like a crazy woman beforehand, right?

0:39.6

I was the maid of honor so that I could participate in as much wedding festivities without going

0:44.6

away to feed my son Max.

0:47.0

So I had about 30 ounces of breast milk, which is a lot.

0:49.4

And I think this isn't, yeah, it all went bad.

0:51.8

It all like our cooler broke and the whole thing all of it defrosted all at once.

0:56.1

Yes.

0:57.1

I never pumped you know how, oh my God, I was distraught over it.

1:00.9

But okay.

1:01.9

That amount of breast milk and once, for those that don't know, if there's still crystals

1:08.3

in it, it's salvageable.

1:09.6

But once that puppy has defrosted, you literally have a matter of days to use it or it goes

1:13.8

bad and that's it.

1:14.8

It's like 24 hours and we couldn't use it.

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