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Super Carlin Brothers

Harry Potter: What If Petunia Was A Witch

Super Carlin Brothers

J and Ben Carlin

News, Entertainment News, Tv & Film

4.8880 Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2023

⏱️ 25 minutes

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This episode of Super Carlin Brothers is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/super to get 10% off your first month. Go to http://meundies.com/theories to get 20% off your first order and free US shipping. Today J dives into the Wizarding World of Harry Potter to find out what might have happened if Petunia had been a witch and attended Hogwarts herself? Does she still hate Lily? How does Snape respond to both young Evans girls being magical? What house would she be in? And would Dudley ever be born?! #supercarlinbrothers #HarryPotter #WhatIf Edited by :: Riley Murtagh

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0:00.0

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0:13.0

Hey brother!

0:14.0

We all know Harry was dealt a pretty rough hand in life when he became destined to be raised

0:18.7

by the Dursleys.

0:20.5

First you've got Petunia who has long resented her sister's magical abilities and then Uncle Vernon who's basically the most

0:27.2

Unmagical person on the entire planet this of course means that Harry has to suffer years and years of abuse as he of course grows more and more into his own magical abilities.

0:38.0

But what if things had been different? What if Lily wasn't the only magical daughter to come out of the Evans family?

0:47.0

What if Petunia had also been a witch?

0:51.0

Being slightly older, she would of course headed off to Hogwarts first where she would

0:55.2

no doubt have been sorted into Slytherin. And the question is would this change

1:00.4

everything or would Petunius still end up despising her little sister for not only

1:05.3

being one of the most popular girls at school, but also one of the most talented magically?

1:09.2

I was the only one to see her for what she was. How would she feel about her own head of house, Horace Slughorn, inducting her little sister

1:19.5

into the infamous Slug Club while she got left behind.

1:22.9

And above all else, what would it mean for a young Severus

1:27.1

Snape, a future Slytherin himself,

1:29.2

who suddenly may have a lot less reason

1:31.9

to resent Petunia? Today we find out what would have happened if Petunia was a witch. Hey Brother!

1:46.0

Okay, so to answer this question, I think we need to start at the very beginning,

1:50.0

which is to say almost the very end.

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