Voldemort is a bad planner.

Yeah, ha ha!

Let's talk about that.

Hey, brother!

Oh, Voldemort, you silly, overly dramatic, theatrical, arrogant, but munch.

I love that you have a flair for showmanship, but must all of your plans be such a spectacle? Can none of them just be straightforward? Like,

I suppose sometimes they end up working out, but more often than not, there's also like a huge

asterisk on your victories. Like, yes, you did get your body back, Bravo, but like also in doing

so, you made your greatest enemy kind of

immortal, like at least as long as he's fighting you, which you are determined must be the way it goes.

Voldemort's planning is just through the floor bad when it comes to accomplishing basically all of his

goals. I mean, back in the first Wizarding War, he had pretty much already won

when he gets some gossip about half a prophecy from Snape and then goes on to teach a master

class in defeating himself.

Like, he likes to think of Harry as his worst enemy, but undeniably, he is his own worst enemy,

just wanding himself in the foot over and over, jinksing his own look.

You might see he diggrees his own grave, huh?

Place the cat firmly amongst the pixies, whatever that means.

Cut off his own nose to spite his face.

Wow, that one requires no amends.

So today we thought we'd poke some fun and countdown Voldemort's top seven worst plans

in Harry Fogg.

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