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🗓️ 20 May 2023
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0:15.5 | slash super. Hey brother boy oh boy you guys over the past decade we have created |
0:21.5 | literally hundreds of different Harry Potter theories. |
0:24.8 | And some of them were actually quite proud of, like the idea that Hagrid has actually quietly grown very wealthy |
0:30.6 | through his simple lifestyle, his long tenure at Hogwarts, and just his vast collection of magical beast tradeables. |
0:37.0 | I'd say 10 out of 10 galleons per unicorn hair. I'm pretty sure we nailed that one. Or the fact that it was almost certainly Snape who actually killed Hedwig during the Battle |
0:48.0 | of the Seven Potters because he was afraid it would give away the real hairy. |
0:51.6 | It's so perfectly snape, you know, like so clever, but at the same time, I'll never forgive you. |
0:57.0 | No, the point is though, there are some theories that we've come up with that I'm actually quite proud of that I feel like hold up to the |
1:03.5 | test of time. But in the meantime we have certainly been exposed to and |
1:07.2 | crafted some of our own theories that maybe just don't hold up as well. Back in |
1:11.6 | the day I genuinely can't tell you the number of times |
1:14.1 | that I would see a post that just said the boa constrictor that Harry freed from the |
1:17.8 | zoo went on to be Voldemort snake Noganey. No it did not that was a male boa constrictor, bred in captivity and was leaving destined |
1:27.0 | for Brazil. And people weren't even calling this a theory. They were literally saying, |
1:31.0 | Did you know? As if this was just simply a fact, to be known. |
1:35.3 | Ugh, misinformation, am I right? |
1:37.7 | I'm glad the internet finally has gotten past that hurdle. |
1:40.4 | Wait. |
1:40.8 | But either way, guys, today we are going to break down or fill you in on some of the |
1:44.3 | internet's most popular but poorly supported Harry Potter fan theories |
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