Harry Potter: Theories Out of a Hat - Defending the WORST Theories
Super Carlin Brothers
J and Ben Carlin
4.8 • 1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2025
⏱️ 41 minutes
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| 0:22.3 | Hey brother! |
| 0:23.6 | And welcome to the Department of Questionable Magical Theories, |
| 0:26.8 | where today Jay and I are going to be pulling bad theory ideas out of a hat |
| 0:30.7 | and on the cuff, off the cuff, |
| 0:33.4 | trying to come up with a worthwhile explanation |
| 0:35.9 | as to support why that theory could be true. |
| 0:38.3 | Right, we are going to defend bad theories on the fly, see if we can make them canon in real life. |
| 0:44.3 | You get to watch the juices flow in real time in what we're calling theories from a half. |
| 0:55.8 | Hey, brother! |
| 1:05.4 | Okay, Jay, because it's the holiday season, I have a festive-themed hat here, and what you're going to do is reach into the hat. |
| 1:11.2 | You are going to retrieve a theory, you are going to read it to me, and you and I together will come up with a theory. |
| 1:11.8 | Okay. |
| 1:14.8 | Let's see. What do we got? |
| 1:16.2 | All right. |
| 1:17.1 | Theory. |
| 1:20.4 | Neville is the chosen one. |
| 1:23.5 | They're just testing stuff on Harry, and he keeps making it through. |
| 1:26.4 | Okay. |
| 1:32.5 | So the idea here is that, obviously, we know that as the seventh month dies, per the prophecy, |
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