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🗓️ 12 June 2024
⏱️ 15 minutes
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0:21.0 | Okay, here's the thing. |
0:23.2 | For Salazar Slytherin to have had an air |
0:26.4 | that extends all the way down to Tom Riddle, |
0:29.4 | then Slytherin himself must have had a child, |
0:32.4 | which also means there must have been a Mrs. Slythron, right? |
0:37.0 | But given that the founders existed, you know, a thousand years prior to the days of Harry's time at school, our knowledge base of the dating pool during that time is |
0:47.2 | Slim to say the least. We know the bloody baron liked Helena Ravenclaw |
0:54.1 | That's about it. I suppose Helga Hufflepuff and Rowena Ravenclaw herself could have been potential |
0:58.8 | bachelorette for Salazar, but it does feel like that would have stood out as its own significant piece of |
1:06.0 | lore. |
1:07.0 | Plus if it was Helga, then that would mean that Hepsipa Smith was also a descendant of Slytherin, which, I mean to be |
1:12.0 | fair, she did at one point possess both Hufflepuffs |
1:14.2 | cup and Slytherin's locket, so... No, I'm just kidding. I do not think Helga and Salazar |
1:19.3 | ended up together, but I do think it's possible that we have met Mrs. Slitheron without ever realizing it in the form of the Basilisk. |
1:30.0 | Because as we all know from the Fantastic Beast movies, there is a certain type of blood curse known as a maladdiction that can affect female wizards and slowly force them to transform into some kind of beast permanently. |
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