Harry Jowsey: The Playboy & His Problems

Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

Stand-up, Comedy

4.4 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Harry is a silly sausage and this episode went in directions I never anticipated. That is all lol

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0:00.0	Were you ugly as a kid?
0:01.1	Yeah.
0:01.6	That's why, okay.
0:02.3	Are you crazy?
0:02.8	I literally grew up.
0:04.1	I had four and a half years where I had braces,
0:06.1	rubber bands, and blocks in my mouth.
0:08.5	So I legitimately was like...
0:10.8	And I had glasses as well.
0:12.3	But I was also, and I was tall and skinny.
0:14.4	Like I didn't have anything going on.
0:15.8	I was the last one to lose my virginity in my group.
0:17.6	I had to lose it in my friend's cousin
0:19.1	because like no one else was walking.
0:20.6	Like I was crazy.
0:22.5	Jenny, fuck.
0:23.5	That makes so much sense.
0:39.0	What is up my little four-skins?
0:41.0	Yeah.
0:41.8	That's what Harry calls his people.
0:43.4	I call my people the little devils.
0:45.9	You know, four-skins devils.
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