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Hello my little pecan-crusted, tilapia, filets.

It's me, Allison.

I have really painted myself into a corner with this whole, it's a new year.

I'm not going to address you as various kinds of meat as opposed to carbs, which I used

to do because the truth is, I'm running out of meat.

And I don't enjoy trying to think of new meat-based products as much.

I really feel like, could we already have run out of things?

I mean, I don't think so, but like the tilapia, that was a reach.

And I don't know, I find myself wanting to call you something else.

Like, maybe paper clips, maybe I'll switch to desk supplies, office supplies.

I don't know.

Ian, please, this meat thing, it's not working, it does not have the flexibility that carbs

provide.

Anyway, also, I wanted to say something else, something that has been just slightly weighing

on me, which is last week, the Maria Manuno's episode, I've heard from some people, this

is a couple, unless it's one person in a couple different places, who were very disappointed

in me over what Maria and I were saying about Kim Kardashian.

People who are usually super into me and think that I'm not a shallow twat, were surprised

to find out that we were sort of defending Kim Kardashian and saying that when people

say that she's just like a lazy, talentless, whatever, that's not really the case, because

now I wish I could remember exactly what I said in that episode, but I imagine what

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