Harriet the Spy (The Cuties Normalize Roast Beef Privates!)

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Harriet M. Welsh may write everything she sees, but Chelsea takes whatever gummies she sees, and today - it’s melatonin. So buckle up, Cuties, because you’re in for a RIDE. Besides talking about this iconic life-ruining middle school menace, the duo also discuss people watching (what a waste of time!), their experience in the school paper, and roast beef privates (justice for Lauren Conrad). Then, tea is spilled about the Survivor 46 finale party. Also, Donny may make burn book entries using Chelsea’s childhood photos, but please don’t DM him agreeing with his opinions of her! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey it's Mike Sean and A. J. Of the Confused Breakfast.
0:03.2	If you love classic movies from the 80s, 90s, and 2000s, we are the
0:06.7	podcast for you. We just finished up May of Sways uncaged. All Nick Cage and
0:11.4	Patrick Swaysze movies.
0:12.8	Dirty Dancing Donnie Darko, face off the outsiders and national treasure.
0:16.3	Check us out wherever podcasts are found.
0:18.4	You will be glad you did.
0:19.8	Welcome to I am the I am the cute one, the most chaotic school dance in the
0:26.2	podcast universe. Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our
0:29.9	favorite topic, ourselves. Hello, I am Donnie and I am the cute one.
0:35.0	And I am Chelsea and I am the cute one.
0:37.0	And today we are covering Harriet the Spy,
0:40.0	the movie, not the book.
0:41.0	I'm never reading a children's book again. That's a lie because I'm going to make you do it at some point okay but I want to start out this episode I've got some good news and I've got some bad news okay the good news is I loved this movie. So you can take a deep breath. I loved this movie. You don't have to murder me. Everything is great. The bad news is we are recording this at 915 on a Friday and about 20 minutes ago I accidentally took double the dosage of melatonin.
1:12.8	I thought I was taking my B12 vitamins, so Jesus take the...
1:17.4	So will you fall asleep?
1:18.8	I don't think I'm gonna fall asleep because we know that drugs affect me,
1:22.1	not like humans should be affected but I do think it might be like when
1:26.2	people fight through an ambient slumber and then they end up like you know driving their car
1:32.1	into a ditch or eating all the food in their
1:34.0	fridge so cuties I don't know what you're going to get today but you're going to get
1:37.2	something I know that that's not fun to feel but I like when people are like that. I don't mind it.
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