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Please welcome to stage the third, Harmon Town, Mr. Daniel James Harmon!

We gotta do a lightning fast it's good that they yeah they didn't they didn't send anybody down in the VIP the tuba section

Oh really these are more expensive down here all right for podcast listeners. We are in a room that

uh for the sake of description it feel it it's like a it's like a beautiful like kind of

expensive beach wood thrust has been placed in the middle of a driver's ed class and there's

like an orchestra pit with VIP booze that our nerdy audience could not afford to sit in well that

means I should I should probably this will put me out of the light right I'll be in the dark for the

listeners uh this club has a runway yeah I just moved down the thrust it's like a runway let's

like a Katy Perry concert um hello Kansas City we're we're we we have a we have a we have a limited time

here at the uh uh uh strip mall we gotta uh there's uh there's another show coming out next there's

uh um how many of you from Kansas City and um uh and that so that means the rest of you like

traveled uh who drove the farthest I heard Omaha Tulsa Tulsa is Tulsa further than Omaha

all right Tulsa's got got his beat I realize that's a tough spot that I put you in on

I'm like like like who drove the furthest there's like an unspoken edge to that question like

like like like who who lives with their mom the most uh but I I thank thank you so much

for anybody that that came even five minutes even if you walked here even if even if you were

forced to be here thank you for being here um uh uh everybody eat at that dinosaur place

that's pretty badass like I couldn't believe how high I forgot to get before I ate there

like I kept wondering like like like I know a lot of people like probably smoke a lot of pot and go

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