Harmoncountry: Denver, CO

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Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.8 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2013

⏱️ 99 minutes

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High atop the nation, in Omlette Country, Comptroller Davis returns. Topics include cheese sticks, sports, beat boxing, dungeons, dragons and crazy people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, it's Denver, Colorado.
0:16.0	You lucky, lucky sons of bitches.
0:22.0	Permanent town is in session.
0:26.0	I'm sorry about that sons of bitches, though. You guys seem pretty nice.
0:30.0	Welcome, to this day, you want to please the mayor, Herman Jam, Mr. Dan Herman.
0:38.0	Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
0:48.0	Denver town, city on a mountain. Busy's blowing, sorry, busy's like fountain, sorry.
0:55.0	Busy's like a river. I'm an orgasm giver, sorry. I'm already getting pretty gross.
1:02.0	Sorry about that Denver, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Busy.
1:06.0	Sorry, alright. I fucked your mama.
1:12.0	You came right out the gate. I said, I said city on a mountain because I was thinking about the elevation here.
1:18.0	And then it was like fountain rhymes with mountain.
1:21.0	And then it was like, you made an unfortunate dot connection between pussy and fountain.
1:27.0	That makes you think of all kinds of weird stuff.
1:30.0	I don't want it to be that kind of show.
1:33.0	I'm worried about you. If you do a lot of rap, I mean, I want you to do a lot of rapping tonight.
1:36.0	I want you to do your little toddler dance, but at this elevation, yeah.
1:41.0	I wonder if there's a thing here. You know, we're exactly a mile above sea level.
1:45.0	Exactly, exactly a mile above sea level.
1:48.0	It's 5,280 feet or your money back.
1:52.0	And I swear last time I was in Denver, yeah, I could feel the effects of it being at this altitude.
1:59.0	You're worried I'm going to die because I'm going to be dancing around.
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