Harmoncountry: Minneapolis, MN

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.8 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2013

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Mayor Harmon and Guest Comptroller McGathy interface with Twin Town from injured tendon to badly placed sound effect. Former Dead Alewives member Sean McKenna raps. Joyfully unedited episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Minneapolis. Welcome.
0:07.0	Harmon Town is now in session. Please welcome to the stage.
0:12.0	The person who is going to make this night the best night of your life.
0:16.0	Welcome to the stage.
0:23.0	Welcome.
0:31.0	Twin Town.
0:34.0	I'm sure that's what they call it. Twin Town.
0:38.0	You know they call it the twin city, right?
0:40.0	Because there's a higher proportion of identical twins per capita.
0:46.0	I think it's the power lines. It affects the genetics of the sperms and the ova.
0:54.0	But they're happy. They're happy people that way.
0:57.0	They look very happy and very good looking.
1:02.0	Half of them are very good looking. The other half are fortunate enough to look exactly like those people.
1:09.0	They never know which half is just riding the coattails.
1:15.0	And they have frequent arguments about it during what they call the festival hour.
1:22.0	Which is a dinner.
1:28.0	Don't mind my sound effects.
1:32.0	Every time you say festival hour, you'll hear it gone.
1:36.0	Okay. All right. Well, I appreciate the added layer of sound effects.
1:45.0	I'm not giving a note, but I don't know if you're being 28 year old, you're familiar with the history of the gong and entertainment.
1:53.0	It has a sort of legacy.
1:59.0	It's the noise of festivals.
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