If you had to guess, what would you...

What would you assume Charles Bronson's diet subsisted of?

Like, just like Charles Bronson at his peak, every single day, probably ate a metric truck ton of what?

I would say, kilbasa and broken glass?

Hmm.

Yeah.

It's, yeah, the broken glass first and the kabbas just kind of is dessert.

Yeah, it's the, yeah, that's the, the chaser.

Yeah.

This is junk food cinema.

Hi, this is Dick Miller.

You're listening to Junk Fu Cinema on Film School Rejects.

Who were these guys?

Yeah. Hey, everybody, welcome to junk food cinema.

This is, of course, the Colton Exploitation Film Podcast right here on Film School Rejects.

We're full of X, but we don't have a lot of Y.

And X and Y is where the jokes go that I didn't write ahead of time.

So just fill them in yourself, like a fun little madlib.

I was wondering, because you just started asking me questions, and then it's like, okay, that's the cold open.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

Yeah, there we go. Winging it like Charles Bronson jumping off of a box car in a new city and just going,

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