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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable.

This episode, Blackberry Barb requires bespoke mobilization, slays Swedish stages, then asks the eternal question.

Wither Wade performs with a strained,ibiofirmary, celebrates matrimony, becomes a journeyman,

and has vanilla turds.

Motorcycling, Mark witnesses Karns, split stuff, eats taco ass, reminisces an anus and a capricula.

From Mark Mowing to I Be Sailing,

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

It's time for hard or soft.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back to another episode of your podcast's favorite uncle. That's right, this is distractible.

I'm your...

That's a little early just started with it.

Alright, I'm your host because I won the last one because I was so much funnier than Mark that now he can't handle it and he's being a little baby about everything.

Competitors for today, just like always are Mark and Wade.

Mark is the one who's going, you can't prove that to the listeners.

That was Wade.

That was all Wade.

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