Fortunately, Unfortunately (Part 2)
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Distractible
4.9 • 27.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 May 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Attention all passengers. |
| 0:04.0 | The Uber ride for Jeff's rugby team will depart in five minutes from Platform 15. |
| 0:10.0 | Your ride comes with six toilets and a refreshments carriage that you'll empty within five minutes. |
| 0:16.0 | Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber. |
| 0:20.0 | Trains on Uber. |
| 0:22.0 | Good evening, gentle listeners, all watchers, and welcome to distractible. |
| 0:28.0 | This episode, Werdie Wade avoids fruitworms, marries a sear, and favours for tuna. |
| 0:34.3 | Milky Mark converses at Karns, slays with sunlight, gets blanked by |
| 0:39.1 | GoPro, podcasts, and becomes |
| 0:41.3 | giblets. Beanstalk blasting |
| 0:43.5 | Bob, disparages |
| 0:45.0 | Fokkers, grows a godly green |
| 0:47.1 | thumb, pathetically pall bears, |
| 0:49.6 | and surfs a storm. |
| 0:51.6 | From modern feudalism |
| 0:52.9 | to weeping boldies. |
| 0:55.3 | Ha ha ha ha ha ha. |
| 0:57.0 | It's time for, fortunately, unfortunately, part two. |
| 1:05.4 | Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show. |
| 1:11.6 | Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of Distractable. |
| 1:15.6 | I'm your host because the last episode didn't count, except for in all the important ways that it did. |
| 1:20.6 | That we remember. |
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