Hard Knocks

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2017

⏱️ 77 minutes

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It's Monday morning, the final day of cuts for the 53-man roster for improv4humans. It's an agonizing ordeal for humans, and it's come down to Coach Besser's final cut. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com code: IMPROV) and Casper Mattresses (www.casper.com/IMPROV).

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0:00.0	It's Monday morning, the final day of cuts, for the 53-man roster for
0:13.5	Emperor of the Humans. It's a magnetizing audio for humans, and it's come down to
0:18.5	coach, Bess's final cut, Arm and Whitesman.
0:26.5	Hey, can you knock? I'm still doing...
0:28.5	Totally. Sorry.
0:29.5	Just come on in, but just don't make any noise.
0:32.5	Come on in, but don't make any noise.
0:35.5	Just come on in and don't make any noise. Just stand right there.
0:38.5	He's taking pictures of rolling my ads.
0:42.5	Can you see the watch? The movement watch?
0:46.5	Here's the bomb fell close. You see the pants?
0:49.5	You see the pants?
0:51.5	It's looking good.
0:55.5	Do you see the socks?
0:58.5	Dalton, do you see the socks?
1:00.5	Yes.
1:01.5	Good.
1:02.5	It's good, coach.
1:04.5	All right. Hey, man. Arm, you come on in.
1:08.5	Have a seat.
1:10.5	Where are you going?
1:12.5	Not there.
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