Hard Factor 8/7: Porn-Bot Proclaims 'Don't Follow Me If You Don't Want to Masturbate,' Man Shoots Imaginary Tree People

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2019

⏱️ 24 minutes

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On today's episode.... We cover: - Man steals cash donations from liquor store donation box meant for homeless animals - Cocaine Mitch bros from Kentucky get fresh with a cardboard AOC cutout - South America countries are issuing travel warnings for the US - The stock market rebounded nicely - Porn-bots are taking over social media and want you to masturbate and not ignore their big butts - Pathetic kidnappers feed victim grilled cheese sandwich, let him go and immediately get arrested - Man on way too much meth shoots 30-50 imaginary people living in his trees And more Brought to you by CBD Distillery Promo Code: Factor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:26.8	And welcome to another episode of heart factor. Yes Wednesday August 7th y'all
1:40.3	Will is still out but he will be back with us tomorrow maybe or maybe next week who knows the man needed a vacation
1:46.3	It was much needed
1:47.8	We're gonna do a news buffet today y'all
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2:03.0	We'll see what sticks they say they say we don't do enough segments
2:05.7	So but let's kick it off of one of our old school segments the soft corner mark take it away
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