Hard Factor 5/20: Go Topless Jeep Weekend, Idiotic Virginia Men, Evidence of a Parallel Universe, and The SOFT CORNER

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2020

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Barstool Sports Daily News Podcast Support Hard Factor & ‘Pop The Clutch’™ on a Shirt » MERCH: bit.ly/HF-Merch . -------------------- On today's "WTF Wednesday" listener submitted episode from the Hardo Hive... - Char sent one in about "Go Topless Beach Weekend in Texas" where southeast Texans finally got the chance to get out of the house and party... leading to over double the amount of arrests from last year - Matt sent one in about two morons who robbed a Sheetz in Virginia wearing watermelons on their heads as disguises - Adam sent us one about a homeless necrophiliac, and it's as disgusting as it sounds - Gavin takes us BACK to Virginia for one of the shittiest fraud schemes of all time, perpetrated by a man with equally bad execution - Andrew takes us over to New Jersey where gym owners are making a stand against the lockdown by demanding GAINZ, even if you need to break the law to get em - Bridgette expands our minds to think about new evidence of parallel universes - Finally, Carmine takes us to a vicious crime in fair Canada perpetrated by the latest terrorist group... INCELS, AKA, Involuntarily Celibate People - This, and Much More... -------------------- • Follow us on TWITTER • @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/HFTWIT . @HardFactorMark: bit.ly/MarkCats . @HardFactorPat: bit.ly/PatHF . @HardFactorWes: bit.ly/WesTwit . @HardFactorWill: bit.ly/HFwill . Follow us on INSTAGRAM @HardFactorNews: bit.ly/InstagHF . YOUTUBE: bit.ly/HardFactorYT . VOICEMAIL: (512) 270-1480‬ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:45.3	2020 happy birthday to me 35 today. Thank you
1:49.0	Will will will you fucked up there? We were gonna say happy birthday to you
1:54.0	But you wish yourself a happy birthday before we got a chance to I just wanted it. I just preempted it just in case somebody forgot
2:01.4	Thank you
2:02.4	Wish is while I get probably too drunk early in the day
2:05.8	You won't be wishing me happy birthday on the actual day because I'll probably be hard to deal with and you'll be wondering if I'm ready to film yet
2:13.2	Or not and I won't know either so how you guys feel where is will I don't know
2:18.4	Good I wish it was my birthday
2:20.4	I treated today like it was my birthday yesterday like it was my birthday I was in the baby pool a lot there you go look at tan
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