Hard Factor 3/5: Trump Investigation 2.0, Michael Jackson Couldn't Possibly Have Been Looking At The Man In The Mirror, And Rich Girl Throws Phone

Hard Factor

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4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2019

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Sorry for the obnoxious title. Hard Factor has yet to attend blogger school. Let's get into today's news. It seems like the Mueller investigation is ending, although who really knows with that thing. So what's next, we just return to normal, roll up the sleeves and get to work? Apparently not. The House of Representatives is about to launch a very long and tedious brand new investigation against President Trump...sound familiar? Hard Factor is just hoping we learn about some obscure porn star we can look up and/or a pee tape comes out of this one. Uhhhhhhh. Uhhhhhh. Don't watch 'Leaving Neverland.' Spoiler alert: Michael Jackson fucks the daylights out of very young kids, a lot, allegedly. Nothing new here right? Well this documentary has the details from first hand victims and YIKES! A 30 year old unemployed rich girl from Potomac Maryland, decided to throw her Mom's giant landline phone directly at her head after her Mom didn't drive her to yoga. She couldn't drive herself because along with not having a job she didn't have a driver's license. She probably thought that was how you use the phone, you throw it at the person you want to talk to. Anyways this chick sucks and the story is fucking wild, so listen to the podcast to get the full details. And so much more in the 'Lightning Round.' If you have gotten this far in the blog you owe it to yourself to click the link to the podcast at the top and find out. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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